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Q: What’s the problem with twin witches?

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Vampirewitch39
19:41 Nov 27 2023

What? We have a problem? :)

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Maleficaria
20:26 Nov 27 2023

Lol, only for others!

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EstrangedOne
22:56 Nov 28 2023

LoL Well, let us see... you obviously never know which witch is which.

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Maleficaria
10:59 Dec 02 2023

Good job everyone you all got it right!!!

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Q: Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

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EstrangedOne
00:50 Nov 20 2023

You mean, besides stopping said imagery, or not imagining it, in the first place?...
That would be my first thoughts on that one.

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Maleficaria
18:29 Nov 27 2023

Exactly right!!

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Maleficaria
18:29 Nov 27 2023

Sorry it has been a while since my last riddle, had some stuff to deal with!

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Q: I crack when I’m weary, tingle when I’m scared and stretch when I’m proud. What am I?

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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
20:46 Nov 15 2023

A spine. :)

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EstrangedOne
00:26 Nov 16 2023

Yes, that would be your spine.
((Though mine cracks all the time, anyway. ROFL))

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Maleficaria
23:29 Nov 19 2023

Answer: Yes, yes, smarty pants people it's a spine!! lol

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Q: I’m the scariest thing you’ll ever write, direct and produce all by yourself. What am I?

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Maleficaria
20:36 Nov 15 2023

Answer: You're nightmares

Thanks to all who played along!!

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Q: What’s the one place you can be sure you’ll never read your name?

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MasterOfMadness
15:18 Nov 09 2023

In an obituary

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EstrangedOne
00:08 Nov 10 2023

Kind of can't read your own name when you're lying six feet deep.

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Maleficaria
14:46 Nov 13 2023

Answer: Yes it is your gravestone or obituary! Great work everyone!!

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OldSoul
01:05 Nov 14 2023

I was going to say wedding vows. Awkward.

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Q: In a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady, a 30-year-old policeman, a 52-year-old random woman and the driver who is 65 years old.

Who is the youngest?

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MasterOfMadness
20:15 Nov 07 2023

The pregnant lady cos she has an unborn child....so the unborn baby is the youngest

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EstrangedOne
09:21 Nov 09 2023

Yes, the unborn child would be the youngest, in that case (unless one doesn't want to count that).

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Maleficaria
13:10 Nov 09 2023

Yes it is the unborn baby! Ya'll are a bunch of smarty-pants!!

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Q: I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound.

What am I?

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EstrangedOne
23:01 Nov 06 2023

This one actually made me pause for a moment, until I realized I lived around a ton of them for years.

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Maleficaria
19:57 Nov 07 2023

Answer: A windmill, nice work folks!

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Q: NASA was considering sending canaries into space to study them under zero gravity. The project was scrapped when someone realized that in spite of having sufficient water supplies, they could die of dehydration within a few hours. Why?

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Maleficaria
06:35 Nov 06 2023

Answer: Birds need gravity to swallow, thanks to those who played!

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